Tumblr (3.0; @tomater)http://tomater.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lolhomeworkmyass.tumblr.com/post/32042538244/this-guy-was-groping-my-ass-on-the-subway-so-i">lolhomeworkmyass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this guy was groping my ass on the subway so i farted in his hand yeah that will teach you not to fuckin mess with me</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p>http://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33151819143http://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33151819143Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:45:35 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4684jcMUC1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thelaughingmango.tumblr.com/post/33034669802/this-shit-was-so-fucking-scary-as-a-child">thelaughingmango</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this shit was so fucking scary as a child</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s fucking scary even now</p>http://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33151742499http://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33151742499Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:41:49 -0400regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat<br /> me in the shower: accepting award<br /> me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial<br /> me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite fanfic<br /> me in the shower: life problems<br /> me in the shower: performing while on tour<br /> me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on mehttp://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33149737885http://tomater.tumblr.com/post/33149737885Sun, 07 Oct 2012 20:04:17 -0400