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this guy was groping my ass on the subway so i farted in his hand yeah that will teach you not to fuckin mess with me
oh my god
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this shit was so fucking scary as a child
It’s fucking scary even now
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- regular people in the shower: wash, rince and repeat
- me in the shower: accepting award
- me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
- me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite fanfic
- me in the shower: life problems
- me in the shower: performing while on tour
- me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
