Food is better than love. //foreveralone

we-can-be-hysterical:

“i’m a girl gamer”

“i’m a 90s kid”

“i’m a unicorn”

“i’m a student at the university of swag”

“rawr means i love you in dinosaur XD”

(Source: phil-mitchell, via pizza-potter-memes)

what is the nickelback fandom called

Deaf

(via laughcentre)

thighbone:

i once fancied this boy in a wheelchair

so i told my friend

who looked at me dead in the eye and said

“well, at least this one can’t run away from you”

(via laughcentre)

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

(via pizza-potter-memes)

harrypotterybarn:

blainiacs:

agronsy:

blainiacs:

hey i just met you

and this is crazy

but here’s my number

shut the fuck up

(via pizza-potter-memes)

lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: heyfunniest)

(Source: peetaah, via pizza-maniac)

wowfunniestposts:

funniest blog ever

tomdelawn:

does anyone else have those moments were you go to take a drink from a bottle and for some reason you just dont manage to get it in your mouth and it all dribbles down your chin and shirt and it’s that moment that makes you feel like you couldn’t be more of a failure than you are now

(via kawaiismutt)

(Source: failorfly, via pizza-maniac)